Notes from a Desi Geek

For my 2nd inning of blog, I had decided that I would avoid publishing post which I have not produced, but I would like to make an exception once again. Sudhir has once again come up with an excellent post about IT industry and estimates for a project execution. (Btw, I highly recommend his blog for your regular dose of humour) Here’s the copy:

Wonderful definitions of designations at office.

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

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